I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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(via whataboshtet)

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neairaalenko:

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neairaalenko:

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Due to unforeseen events, it is with a heavy heart and much regret that I must announce my divorce from neairaalenko

OMG how could you tell me over tumblr?! I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL.

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID
WE CAN HAVE NOTHING UNTIL YOU CLIMB OUT OF THAT DEMON PIT YOU CALL A CITY

NEVER. 

WE ARE NEVER EVER EVER GETTING BACK TOGETHER

I CAN’T BELIEVE I EVER LOVED YOU

KANSAS CITY HARLOT

YEAH WELL, I KNEW YOU WERE TROUBLE WHEN YOU WALKED IN.

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